You’ll Be In Stitches

| Bay Area, CA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

(My dad has recently sent my sister some tools to work on her car for her birthday.)

Dad: *walks down stairs, talks to mom* “Call your daughter.”

Mom: “Why?”

Dad: “Goober child got herself seven stitches at urgent care last night.”

Mom: “Using her new tools?!”

Dad: “Opening them…”

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