Yes She Really Wants To Hurt You

| Children, Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

(My brother is having a particularly lethargic day and refuses to do his math homework. He has tunnelled himself into a mound of blankets, and my mother is trying to persuade him out. She is getting pretty frustrated.)

Mom: “Honey, you really need to come out.”

Brother: “Never.”

Mom: “Don’t make me use the secret weapon.”

Brother: *shocked* “You wouldn’t.”

(Mom blasts ‘Karma Chameleon’ from her laptop. My brother defeated, gets up and goes to do homework.)

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