Tooth Fairy On Double Duty

| Burlington, MA, USA | Children

(I am around six, playing in the basement/toy room, and get the bright idea to stick a toy sword in my mouth and swing my head around. A minute later, one of my teeth is on the floor.)

Me: “MOM! My tooth FELL out!”

(Mom made sure I’m okay, then took me into the office, where we put my tooth into an envelope for the Tooth Fairy. I headed back downstairs, and put the sword BACK IN MY MOUTH. A few minutes later, there was another tooth in the envelope. I did not put the sword in my mouth again after that.)


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