Note: Toodeloo is British slang for goodbye, and can sometimes end up being pronounced like ‘to the loo (toilet/bathroom)’
My brother is just about to go out, and comes to say bye.
Mum: I thought you were going to church?!
Brother: Yeah, that too!
(My family and I are watching Age of Ultron. When we get to the huge street fight scene, I have a thought come to me, and have to share it.)
Me: “I want to be one of those innocent bystanders having their car smashed up by Captain America. I can only imagine the conversation with my insurance company. ‘Hi, I had my windshield smashed in and was wondering if I was covered?’ ‘And what happened to smash your windshield?’ ‘Captain America’s a**.’”
Brother: “’I’m sorry, we do not cover that. If it had been Thor, we could have filed it under “Act of God” with full coverage.’”
(I’m in the basement and notice a leaky pipe, so I go upstairs to tell my parents about it.)
Me: “There’s a drip in the basement.”
Mom: “No, there’s not; you’re right here!”
(She and Dad both laughed; I just rolled my eyes.)