Putting The Relation Into Relationship, Part 5  

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(My mother’s family holds a reunion every two years at a campground. One semi-regular tradition is a talent show of sorts. My gregarious Texan aunt always gets her children to sing.)
 
Uncle: *as MC* “…and now Kelly will sing for us!”
 
(As she makes her way forward, her mother stands up.)
 
Texan aunt: “She’s 26, single, and a natural blonde!”
 
Sister: “Wrong audience, auntie!”
 
Related: From NotAlwaysRomantic.com
Putting The Relation Into Relationship, Part 4
Putting The Relation Into Relationship, Part 3
Putting The Relation Into Relationship, Part 2

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