Now They Have Stomach Ache

| Gelderland, The Netherlands | Friends, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(A few of my friends and I are having some small talk about random topics. Somehow, the conversation jumps to ‘bedroom’ excuses.)

Friend: “I’m seeing the ‘I have a headache’ excuse a lot lately.”

Me: “Meh, that’s a lame excuse.”

My mom: *walks by and chimes in* “It’s a stupid excuse. When I have a headache, I always find it very relaxing to do it with your dad!”

(The looks of horror on my friends faces were legendary.)

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