Mother Has An Axe To Grind

| Marion, IA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(I’m restocking shelves when I overhear a mother and son arguing near the body wash.)

Mom: *to son* “No! I told you we can’t get that today.”

Son: “But, Mom, I can’t take a shower without my Axe!”

Mom: “Your father’s got an axe. Do you want that?!”

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