Killer Punch Line

| Children, Cousins

(I am in Michigan for a family vacation, and one of my younger cousins and I are at the park with her father and three year old sister. We are heading to the ladies’ room when she pushes the door open and yells.)

Cousin: “If there are any serial killers in here, I’m sorry!”

(I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself before making it into the stall.)

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