Eat My Words

| Children, Nephews & Nieces, Parents & Guardians

(My dad is getting my two-year-old niece to show what words she knows.)

Dad: “Can you say, ‘Fish and chips’?”

Niece: “Chippy!”

Dad: “Can you say ‘Fish’?”

Niece: “Eat it!”

Dad: “Well yes, you eat it…can you say ‘Keyboard’?”

Niece: “Board!”

Dad: “Can you say ‘key’?”

Niece: “Key!”

Dad: “Keyboard.”

Niece: “Eat it!”

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