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When Santa’s On His Sleigh, The Mice Come Out To Play

| Rochester, NY, USA | Aunts & Uncles, Children, Cousins

(My family is celebrating Christmas Eve. My two little cousins, 6 and 8, are having a dispute, and my uncle tries to rebuke them.)

Uncle: “Girls, play nice. Remember, Santa’s watching!”

6-year-old: *without skipping a beat* “He’s not watching anymore. He’s already delivering!”

He Felt Its Presents

| Chicago, IL, USA | Children, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

(It is Christmas morning, and my sons are opening their gifts. My 6-year-old has just opened a gift. His eyes light up and he jumps up and down, completely ecstatic.)

6-year-old son: “Yay! I always wanted this!”

8-year-old son: “What is it? What did you get?”

6-year-old son: *still jumping up and down, with a huge grin on his face* “I have no idea! But I always wanted it!”

Opening Presents Early Brings Out PUN-ishments

| Hertfordshire, England, UK | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

(We have several chocolate Christmas decorations on our Christmas tree. Traditionally, we’re not allowed to eat them until Christmas Day. It is Christmas Eve.)

Sister: “Can I please eat one of the Christmas decorations?”

Dad: “Sure.”

(He cuts a piece of tinsel off for her.)

Dad: “There you go.”

Mum: “No, don’t eat that! You’ll get tinselitis!”

Large Families: What They Think

Cute & Creepy