Darnation Imitation

| Dayton, OH, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

(I am three years old, and my sister is about one and a half. We are playing in the family room while my mom is in the kitchen. I am building a block tower, and my sister promptly knocks it down.)

Me: “Stop that!”

(This happens about three times. The fourth time after she knocks over a tower…)

Me: “D*** IT, child!”

(Our mom bursts out laughing, and I didn’t even get in trouble. Why? Because mom knew exactly who I learned it from.)


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