Christmas Is Off To A Rocky Start

| Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(A little boy and his mother enter the store. The little boy is toting a fairly good sized rock with both hands.)

Little boy: “Mama, I want one of those toys for Christmas!”

(The little boy gestures to toys on display.)

Mother: “What do you want toys for? You don’t need toys! You have a perfectly good rock!”

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