Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 2

| Queens, NY, USA | Friends, Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

(Me and my mom are on the porch, saying goodbye to my brother who is leaving for college.)

Me: “I’m going to miss you. Just don’t make me an aunt!”

Brother: “Don’t make me an uncle!”

(My neighbor has been watching us. He looks shocked.)

Mom: *to neighbor, very proudly* “Yup, they’re my kids.”

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