Category: Nephews & Nieces

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Fail To Answer

| CA, USA | Aunts & Uncles, Children, Nephews & Nieces

(I am 40 years old, unmarried, no kids. I am playing with my 5-year-old nephew while my 70-year-old mother looks on.)

Nephew: “Auntie [My Name], are you married?”

Me: “No.”

Nephew: “Why not?”

Me: *sarcastically* “Because I am a failure as a woman.”

Mom: *taking me seriously* “[My Name], don’t say that!”

Nephew: “Haha, you fail!”

(Kids crack me up.)

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A Gross Amount Of Love

| TX, USA | Children, Nephews & Nieces

(My husband and I have only been married a few months. We go out to dinner with his brother and his family, including my husband’s three-year-old nephew.)

Nephew: “[My Name], I love you.”

Me: “Aww, that’s so sweet, [Nephew]. I love you, too.”

Nephew: *tugs on my husband’s sleeve* “I told [My Name] I love her.”

Husband: “I know. That’s sweet of you.”

Nephew: “No! You’re supposed to say ‘Ew, gross!’”

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Has Twenty-Twenty Aging

| Australia | Nephews & Nieces

(I am playing with my niece, who recently turned five.)

Niece: “I’m five!”

Me: *joking* “I know, you’re so old now!”

Niece: “I’m not old!”

Me: “Oh… how old do you think old is?”

Niece: *thinks* “Twenty.”

Me: “How old do you think I am?”

Niece: “Twenty.”

(Thanks, kid. I’m actually 25, but that still makes me old!)

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O Holy Special Features And Director’s Commentary

| ON, Canada | Nephews & Nieces

(My family, including me, are Christians. My niece has just found two DVDs, Sesame Street and Barney.)

Niece: “Everyday GOD gives me new DVDs every day.”

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Post In Translation

| USA | Children, Nephews & Nieces

Nephew: “Aunt [My Name], [Niece] and I made our own language!”

Me: “Really?”

Nephew: “Yeah. It’s English but everything starts with P! Try it!”

Niece: “Yeah!” *giggles* “Say I see you!”

Me: “…”

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