Acting Like A ‘D’

| Parents & Guardians, Theme Of The Month

(I am having dinner with my mother. My boyfriend’s name starts with the letter D, and my mom loves to be clever.)

Mom: “When are you hanging out with ‘The Big D’ next?”

Me: “What?”

Mom: “Your boyfriend?”

Me: “Don’t call him that!”

Mom: “Why not? I know what it means!”

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