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    Why Emo’s Really Bug You

    (I am going through a gothic/punk phase as a young teenager, and I am very interested in horror movies. We are having a normal family dinner conversation.)

    Mom: “Do you remember those cockroaches in your and grandma’s hotel room last year?”

    Me: “Mm?”

    Mom: “I read today you shouldn’t kill them.”

    Me: “Really?”

    Mom: “Yeah. Apparently they are drawn to the smell of death. Just like you.”

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