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    Top 5 Funniest Stories Of August 2014

    | Not Always Related | Roundups

    August 2014 Top Story Roundup: Here are Not Always Related’s top-rated stories last month!

    1. Can’t Mask The Truth From Children (652 thumbs up)
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    I Dream Of Cookies

    | CA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (I come home for a weekend visit with a friend. My mom starts telling a story.)

    Mom: “I swear I bought ‘Thin Mints’ the other day, and I hid them in the cupboard like I always do. But they aren’t there anymore and I don’t know what I did with them.”

    Me: “That’s funny. Did you give them away?”

    Mom: “Well, I had a dream that I gave them away. Maybe I did and just thought I dreamt it? But I remember buying them and hiding them and I asked [My Friend] and she said I didn’t give them to her.”

    (The next day my mom gets a text from my sister in Chicago.)

    Sister: “Hey, I got your box today! [Roommate] and I are sitting here eating ‘Thin Mints!’”

    Rack Your Brain For A Way Out Of This One

    | NSW, Australia | Friends, Parents & Guardians

    (My mum and I have just been around to a female friend’s place and we noticed she had an awesome seasoning/herb display on her wall. A couple of days later my parents and I are sitting around the table discussing the shopping list and mum mentions seasonings. Mum and Dad have been married for 26 years.)

    Mum: “Do we need any seasonings? [Friend] has a great rack.”

    (I immediately burst out laughing. My dad looks at her seriously.)

    Dad: “Checking out other women’s racks? Babe, is there something you need to tell me?”

    (I continued to laugh as mum went bright red and stuttered to explain herself.)

    A Death In The Family

    | Orange County, CA, USA | Siblings

    (I’m babysitting three kids. The 13-year-old boy is playing video games in the other room. The two girls are finishing their dinner. Out of nowhere, this happens.)

    Younger Sister: “I would never kill my sister. I don’t want to kill her; I just want to hurt her. I mean, I don’t want to stab her repeatedly with a knife or anything. Just, like, pinch her or something.”

    Older Sister: “ME, TOO!”

    Me: “Well… at least you two agree.”

    The Game Is Up

    | Tampa, FL, USA | Siblings

    (I call my brother.)

    Me: “Why haven’t you called me lately? It has been a while!”

    Brother: “[Wife] bought me [Videogame]!”

    Me: “So, in other words, you would rather play a video game than talk to your ONLY sister?”

    Brother: “That’s not what I said!”

    Me: “Yes, but that’s what I took away from the conversation.”

    Brother: “BRAT!”

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