The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together
(My mother and I are huge crime show fans. As a result, we’re very excited
about a new TV network, which has ads featuring people seeing the world in
forensic/crime terms.)
Me: *holding up a 2 pound roll of paper* “I don’t see art supplies. I see an improvised weapon!”
(My mom starts laughing.)
Me: “And, no evidence, cause it would burn cleanly!”
Mom: “You have learned well, young one. Now, just keep your face down and away from the cameras.”
Me: “That’s what the black-hoodie spattered with meat juices and bleach is
for!”
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The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 2
The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together
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