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    The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together

    | Fresno, CA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (My mother and I are huge crime show fans. As a result, we’re very excited
    about a new TV network, which has ads featuring people seeing the world in
    forensic/crime terms.)

    Me: *holding up a 2 pound roll of paper* “I don’t see art supplies. I see an improvised weapon!”

    (My mom starts laughing.)

    Me: “And, no evidence, cause it would burn cleanly!”

    Mom: “You have learned well, young one. Now, just keep your face down and away from the cameras.”

    Me: “That’s what the black-hoodie spattered with meat juices and bleach is

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