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    Imagine The Foot Chase

    | Sheffield, England, UK | Parents & Guardians

    (This exchange happens while Mum is doing the ironing and commenting on one particular item of clothing.)

    Mum: “These black socks are the bane of my life!”

    Dad: “That’s a Batman villain, isn’t it?”

    Mum: “What? Black Sock?”

    Me: “No, Bane. Although Black Sock would be a funny villain…”

    Dad: “He’d wear a sock with eyeholes in over his head.”

    Me: *mimes waving a sock* “And now, Batman, I shall kill you with my stench…”

    Dad: “He’d be the only villain Batman would have to face downwind!”

    Quails Quake At The Question

    | NC, USA | Parents & Guardians

    (My sister and I are playing a game where we’re trying to name animals going through the alphabet. A – Anteater B – Buffalo, etc… We’re stuck on Q.)

    Me: “Hey Mom! What’s an animal that starts with the letter Q?”

    Mom: “Koala!”

    All In The Crazy Family

    | Seattle, WA, USA |

    (Every Sunday my grandmother hosts coffee at her house. Today, her brother is joining us. My uncle walks in.)

    Uncle: “Oh, look. My crazy uncle is here.”

    Me: “So is mine.”

    Will Be Getting A ‘P’ Grade

    | LA, USA | Parents & Guardians

    (My parents and I have just gotten home.)

    Mom: “[My Name], go do your homework.”

    Me: “I gotta pee.”

    Mom: “Pee while doing your homework.”

    Me: “Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.”

    Mom: “… Pee on your homework?”

    Me: “Is it bad that I was thinking that, too?”

    Not Frozen To The Script

    | Warminster, PA, USA | Children, Siblings

    (My little three-year-old sister recently got two dolls from the movie ‘Frozen.’ They say different lines that each character is supposed to say. I am holding the Elsa doll and showing her the different sayings.)

    Elsa: “I just want to find my sister!”

    Sister: *gets the Anna doll from the sofa* “Here she is! Don’t worry! I’ve got her!”

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