Revenge Of The Mommy’s Misunderstanding
(My son is about four years old.)
Son: “I know what I want to dress up as for Halloween! A mommy!”
Me: “Why?”
Son: “Because a mommy is the best thing in the whole, wide world and that’s what I want to go as!”
(I think it is very sweet, and gave him a giant hug and kiss.)
Me: “If that’s what you want to be, I will think of some ideas for a costume.”
Son: “Yay! So then you will help me wrap all the long, white things around my whole body and help me make scary noises?!”



