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    Pray He Never Heard That

    | AR, USA | Grandparents, Top

    (I am sitting in the living room of my grandfather’s house after my grandmother had just died. He told me he was going to take a nap and asked me to turn off some lights. Before he goes to sleep I hear him pray.)

    Grandfather: “Dear Lord, Thank you for my children and my grandchildren. And my dog. And my wife, even though you took her away, you son-of-a-b****.”