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    A Fresh Bouquet Of Fate

    | Gainesville, GA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (I’m 17, and it’s right after my sister’s wedding so it’s time for her to toss the bouquet. I’m fairly tall with a long reach, so I manage to reach out and snag it right away, but the moment my hand touches it my father pops up and bellows:)

    Dad: *in a panicked tone* “[My Name], NO! YOU PUT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!”

    Sister: “It’s too late. Let her go, dad!”

    Dad: “NO! I’m too broke for this!”

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    Insulting His Military Intelligence

    | Ventura, CA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (My parents have just returned from a trip. Everywhere they go, my dad tries to get a discount. He is relating a story on his recent discount for a hotel.)

    Dad: “So, I asked the guy if they had a AAA discount, and he said no. Then I asked about AARP, and he said no again. Finally I asked, ‘Well, what do you do for retired military personnel!’ He found a discount then!”

    Sister:“Dad, you were never in the military! So, you got the LLPOF discount.”

    Dad: “What’s that?”

    Sister: “Liar Liar Pants on Fire.”

    Helps Them Band Together

    | FL, USA | Children, Siblings

    (I’m about six or seven years old, and my family ends up going to a basketball game at the local high school. During a pause in the game, the marching band plays. They are… not exactly on-key or in-sync. The adults around us are wincing, but trying to be supportive. My two-year-old sister looks around, and as soon as they’re done, innocently shouts:)

    Sister: “IT WAS A NICE TRY!”

    (The whole gymnasium cracked up. We still tease her about it.)

    Leaving You In A Pickle

    | Finland | Sons & Daughters

    (My daughter and I are the only two people in our household who like pickles. One day I open the refrigerator to find a pickle jar with no pickles left in it.)

    Me: “[Daughter], why is there a jar of pickle juice in the refrigerator?”

    Daughter: “It’s not JUST juice. I left you pickle debris!”

    I Kanye Behest You To Stop

    | CA, USA | Siblings

    (I study and do homework in my brother’s room as he has a large desk and high quality speakers. We are listening to my Spotify playlist when the song “American Boy” by Estelle and Kanye West comes on.)

    Brother: “Is this Kanye West?”

    Me: “Kanye West the Kanye Best.”

    Brother: “Kanye West can only reach his Kanye Best once he takes a Kanye Rest in his Kanye Nest.”

    Me: “Then he would be prepared to take the Kanye Test and go on the Kanye Quest.”

    Brother: “To find the Kanye Chest sealed with the Kanye Crest.”

    Me: “Let me guess, once he returns he will put on the Kanye Vest and party with Kanye Zest?”

    Brother: “Indeed, for this is no Kanye Jest.”

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