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    Tease It Out Of Her

    | MI, USA | Parents & Guardians

    Mom: “When you were a baby, you were very quiet. You hardly made a sound.”

    Me: “Mmm.”

    Mom: “The only time you cried was when you wanted a tomato from the market.”

    Me: “Really?”

    Mom: “Yes. So because you were so quiet, I always teased you until you cried. So I could hear your voice.”

    Me: “…okay?”

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    Time For D-Dinner

    | Canada | Grandparents

    (I am eating with my grandmother. I am a small B cup.)

    Grandmother: *drops some food* “Oh, I’m feeding my boob.”

    Me: “I’m always feeding my boobs. I need them to get big and strong.”

    The Wrong Pecking Order

    | Cedar Rapids, IA, USA | Children, In-Laws, Nephews & Nieces

    (My brother-in-law and I are in the living room, watching TV. My niece and nephew are playing. My niece is reading a nursery rhyme book to her brother.)

    My Niece: “Peter Piper picked a pick… peck… a pitch of peck… Peter Piper picked a peck…”

    Brother-In-Law: “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers… PEPPERS! Peppers.”

    (My niece and nephew continues on, having heard nothing, while I am choking on laughter.)

    Left His Sister Hanging

    | CA, USA | Children, Siblings

    (I have really long hair, and for some reason, my little brother likes playing with it. I’m sitting in front of the computer, showing my brother a video, and he’s standing behind me, pulling on my hair.)

    Me: “What are you doing?”

    Brother: “Your hair is tangled.”

    Me: “Okay.”

    (He continues pulling on my hair. A few minutes pass.)

    Me: “Are you done?”

    Brother: “I tied your hair into a noose.”

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