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    Easier Slayed Than Done

    | Provo, UT, USA | Aunts & Uncles, Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (My brother, my uncle, and I are watching the season finale of ‘Once Upon a Time’. The character is fighting a dragon. My mother in the background.)

    Brother: “…and then she brings out the gun.”

    Uncle: “In reality, bullets wouldn’t work against a dragon. Their scales are too tough.”

    Me: “Wait, if flying metal won’t work, what use is a sword?”

    Uncle: “If the sword has the prime of strength from the warrior, and is pointed directly at the dragon’s neck or heart, it will kill it.”

    Brother: “Why wouldn’t it work with bullets?”

    Uncle: “The velocity would be ruined. The bullets wouldn’t be powerful if shot from a distance.”

    Me: “But would it work at close range?”

    Uncle: “Sure, but you would have to get the dragon down to your level, somehow.”

    Mom: “While you are all discussing the physics of reality, you do realize she’s fighting a dragon, a mythological creature?”

    All three of us: “Shut up.”

    Maybe She Could Learn Humility Too

    | Auckland, New Zealand | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Teenagers

    (My daughter has been a lot into philosophy lately. We’re discussing this at the dinner table.)

    Daughter: *finishing her point* “…and that is why we can’t tell the difference between good and evil.”

    Me: “You should study philosophy when you go to university. You’d be good at it.”

    Daughter: “No, I don’t want to. I prefer maths. Anyway, I don’t want to learn what other people think. I want to think by myself.”

    Me: “I’m sure you could still learn a lot from people like Plato and Aristotle.”

    Daughter: “But Mum, I’ve already learnt from them. Now I’m thinking beyond them!”

    The Birds And The Bees, Some Assembly Required

    | IA, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

    (My 6 year old is asking questions about her new-born sister.)

    6 year old: “Mommy, how did [baby sister] get in your tummy?”

    Me: “Mommy and daddy made her together.”

    6 year old: “Can I help make the next one? Please? We can use brown paint!”

    (My sister’s children are mixed race. My daughter wanted a sibling that looked just like her cousins!)

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    She Really Needs That Nap

    | MA, USA | Siblings

    (My sister and I share a car and to save on gas we plan to go places together. I work long shifts. We have planned a grocery trip, but I want to take a nap first.)

    Me: “Will you still be here when I wake up?”

    Sister: “What time are you going to wake up?”

    Me: “I don’t know. Noon, maybe one.”

    Sister: “I should still be here.”

    Me: “You’d better be here or I’ll hunt you down and rip your fallopian tubes out through your belly button with a tiny robot arm!”

    Sister: “Will you at least give me anaesthetic?”

    Me: “No, no anaesthetic.”