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    Tripping On The Music

    | NY, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (I am lying on the floor with my uncle, chatting. He is absentmindedly strumming his ukulele. At some point my dad walks in, texting, and accidentally steps on my uncle.)

    Dad: “Oh, s***, sorry; I didn’t know you were there.”

    Me: “Didn’t you hear the ukulele?”

    Dad: “When you’ve known [Uncle] as long as I have, you ALWAYS hear a ukulele somewhere. I started ignoring it years ago.”

    One Fine Day With A Woof And A Purr…

    | Edwardsville, IL, USA | Siblings

    (My younger brother is just learning how to read. We are all at a movie when the credits begin to roll and the word ‘cast’ comes up first.)

    Brother: “Mommy! If you take the S out of that word, I know what it spells!”

    Mom: “Oh yeah? What’s that?”

    Brother: “C-A-T. Dog!”

    Penny Dropped From A Great Height

    | Springfield, VA, USA | Parents & Guardians, Siblings

    (My dad has a tendency to tell jokes at the expense of others. My sister, being incredibly gullible and not the brightest bulb in the box, is a frequent target.)

    Dad: *holding two fingers near one of my sister’s ears, looks through the other ear*  “Yup! I see two of them. Definitely two.”

    Sister: “Huh? What are you talking about? I don’t get it.”

    (Three days later, we’re at the dinner table, and my sister suddenly jerks completely upright.)

    Sister: “Hey!” *smacks Dad’s arm* “That wasn’t funny!”

    Dad: *genuinely confused, since he hadn’t said anything* “What wasn’t funny?”

    Sister: “That thing, with the fingers, and looking through my ears… That wasn’t funny, Dad!”

    (All of us sit there blinking for a few seconds until we realize it really had taken her that long to get it. Then we burst out laughing.)

    Sister: “Stop that! It isn’t funny!”

    Me: “No, it wasn’t. But it is now!”

    Looking For That Great White Romance

    | USA | Pets & Animals, Siblings

    (My older brother, my dad, and I are all sitting in the living room watching ‘Sharknado’ because we are really bored. Some girl gets eaten by a shark and my brother slams his hand down on the sofa.)

    Brother: “Story of my life!”

    Me: “What?”

    Brother: “Every time! Every time I meet a pretty girl, she gets eaten by sharks!”

    Go With Option Number Two

    | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Siblings, Theme Of The Month

    (My sister and I (aged around 10 and 12 respectively) are arguing in the back seat of the car.)

    Me: *to sister angrily* “You’re a s***-head!”

    Mum: *wearily* “People who resort to using swear words are showing they’re not smart enough to use the proper words.”

    Me: *to sister* “You’re a faeces-face!”

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