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    Category: Nephews & Nieces

    Babies Are Sealed With A Kiss

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA | Children, Nephews & Nieces

    Two-Year-Old Niece: “Where do babies come from?”

    Four-Year-Old Nephew: “First the man and woman get married, and then they have to kiss! EEWWW!”

    Two-Year-Old Niece: “EEWWW!”

    He’ll Be Saying Mating For Life

    | Israel | Aunts & Uncles, Children, Nephews & Nieces

    (I’m about six. I read a lot for my age, and have just learnt about the birds and the bees – in very scientific terms. I’m at my uncle’s house and have just come into the living room to see a steamy scene on the TV.)

    Me: “Look, uncle! That man and woman, they’re mating!”

    (To this day I have no idea how my uncle managed to keep his cool.)

    A Sim(ple) View Of The World

    | Franche-comté, France | Children, Cousins, Nephews & Nieces, Themed Giveaway

    (I’m on holiday with my second cousin and his nephew, who is eight-years-old. His nephew and I are in front of a good chimney fire.)

    Me: “I can see me being here with my crush.”

    Cousin’s Nephew: “And you will make love!”

    Me: *a little shocked* “There is not only that. There is hugging, kissing…”

    Cousin’s Nephew: “I know love! I’m playing Sims!”

    Not For Boys. Period.

    | Vancouver, BC, Canada | Children, Nephews & Nieces

    (My roommate’s girlfriend was talking about periods when she was visiting earlier today. My four-year-old nephew overheard. I’m a 24 year old male.)

    Nephew: *to me* “What’s a period?”

    Me: “Oh… uh… it’s this thing that happens every month where you bleed and—”

    Nephew: “When am I going to get mine?”

    (My roommate and his girlfriend are laughing their butts off at this point.)

    Me: “You’re… you’re not.”

    Nephew: *visibly upset* “Oh…”

    Me: “It’s only something that happens to girls.”

    Nephew: *even more upset* “Okay…”

    Big Kid In Big Trouble

    | Kent, England, UK | Children, Cousins, Nephews & Nieces

    (Whilst at a family gathering, I walk into the living room and find my 26-year-old male cousin watching a popular toddler’s TV program with his four-year-old nephew.)

    Cousin: *turning red* “I’m not… it’s only on because of him!”

    Nephew: “No, it’s not. I don’t even like this show.”

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