Yahweh Way Wrong About This

| Children, Cousins, Theme Of The Month

(I’m babysitting my five-year-old cousin who is telling me about a recent visit from a Jehovah’s Witness.)

Cousin: “Yeah, and she wanted to talk to us about Jesus and stuff!”

Me: “Oh, really?”

Cousin: “Yeah. It makes sense, because I look like a God, and you’re supposed to talk about Jesus at God’s house. Poor Jesus lady. I miss her sometimes.”

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