Unrelated Banter

| TN, USA | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(My dad talks in his sleep. One day, he falls asleep on the couch.)

Dad: “The spiders are funny.”

Me: “Like, ‘ha-ha’ funny, or ‘weird’ funny?”

Dad: “THE CYBERMEN ATE ALL MY DEAD PEOPLE!”

Me: “Poor dead people.”

Dad: “What about my senior trip? Man the compass!”

Me: “Land off the starboard bow!”

Dad: “Good girl.” *snore*

Step-mom: “And if there was ever any doubt about you two being related, that right there would shut them up.”

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