To Have And To Hold A Cup Of Coffee

| Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(I overhear a father & daughter in a line-up at coffee store.)

Daughter: “Dad, which would you rather give up: coffee, or cigarettes?”

Father: “…your mother.”

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