Time(Lord) For Bed

| Arlington, TX, USA | Siblings

(I’m sitting on the couch, after watching some awesome sci-fi with my sister. She gets up, heading to the bathroom to get ready for bed.)

Sister: “Off to go—” *in a ‘Dalek’ voice from ‘Dr. Who’, arms waving from her elbows* “—ex-foooliaaate, ex-foooliaaate!”

Me: “Hunting down the ‘Oncoming Shower’, then?”

Sister: “Affirmative! I am not clean, I am not Daaaalek!”

Me: “The shower is not a ‘TARDIS’.”

Sister: “Tap And Regulated Directional Inclined Spray!”

Me: “No more television before bed.”

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