The Girl From U.N.C.L.E

| Children, Sons & Daughters

(My daughter is 2-years-old. We’ve recently been trying to teach her about familial relationships. She has an older sister called Sally.)

Me: “Who’s your mommy?”

Daughter: “Mommy!”

Me: “Who’s your daddy?”

Daughter: “You!”

Me: “Who’s Sally’s mommy?”

Daughter: “Mommy!”

Me: “Who’s Sally’s daddy?”

Daughter: “Uncle Billy!”

The Boys From U.N.C.L.E

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