Swears He Is Older

| San Diego, CA, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

Son: “Dada, what’s your name?”

Husband: “Dada.”

Son: “How old are you?”

Husband: “31.”

Me: *to our son* “How old are you?”

Son: “I’m 32.”

Husband: “No, you’re 3!”

Son: “That’s crap!”


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