Shot Down

| Children, Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Sons & Daughters

(My kid brother has been in trouble several times today for playing with a loud toy gun while our mom has a headache.)

Dad: “I’ve told you to take the gun outside!”

(My brother starts to go towards room with the gun blaring.)

Dad: “Outside!”

(He drops the gun on the floor where it goes off loudly.)

Dad: “Alright. That’s done. You’re done with it. Give it here. Go play outside.”

(He reluctantly hands over the gun. As dad goes to put the gun up on top of a high shelf, he knocks over a glass of water which shatters loudly.)

Brother: “No more water for you! Go outside!”

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