She’s Absolutely Adamant(ium) That It’s True

| Parents & Guardians

(My mom and dad go out on a date to the movies. They are seeing ‘X-Men 2’. They get caught up with each other. The previews are still playing, but they break apart and my mom sees on the screen ‘based on a true story’.)

Mom: “Oh, oh! X-Men is starting!”

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