Ruined In The Twink Of An Eye

| Iowa, USA | Parents & Guardians

(I used to constantly snack throughout the day. This caused me some problems with weight gain. However, I have got better at it. My mom is talking to me about my eating habits.)

Mom: *in one uninterrupted sentence and completely serious* “You’ve got to be careful of what you eat, you don’t want to become unhealthy. Do you want me to get Twinkies when I’m at the store?”

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