Riddles In The Dark Side

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(We’re at the end of a long dinnertime discussion of ‘who would win?’)

Brother #1: “Yoda vs Sauron?”

Brother #2: “Yoda would throw the Ring into the fire and kablooey. What about Sauron vs Darth Vader?”

Me: “Vader might beat Sauron, but he wouldn’t win, since he wouldn’t be able to melt the Ring. He’d end up joining him.”

Brother #1: “Vader would say, ‘You do not know the power of the Dark Side’.”

Me: “And Sauron would say, ‘I am the Dark Side!’.”

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