Putting The Tong Into Tongue-Lashing

| Parents & Guardians, Siblings, Theme Of The Month

(I walk into my kitchen to see my mom brandishing a pair of tongs at my brother.)

Mom: “These are tongs; thongs are something that goes on your butt!”

(I stand there awkwardly until by brother sees me.)

Brother: “She just randomly said that! I don’t know!”

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