Pray He Never Heard That

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(I am sitting in the living room of my grandfather’s house after my grandmother had just died. He told me he was going to take a nap and asked me to turn off some lights. Before he goes to sleep I hear him pray.)

Grandfather: “Dear Lord, Thank you for my children and my grandchildren. And my dog. And my wife, even though you took her away, you son-of-a-b****.”

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