Parenting Is No Sweat

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(I am away at school. I call home in tears, which usually means I’ll ask for my mother. She is away, so my dad is doing his best to calm me down.)

Dad: “Look, don’t sweat the petty things. And don’t pet the sweaty things, either!”

(It’s hard to be depressed when you’re laughing!)

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