On A Different Animal Planet

| Cousins

(My cousin and I are playing the alphabet game with animals.)

Me: “Ape”

Cousin: “Blobfish.”

Me: “What?”

Cousin: “It’s a fish that lives in the deep.”

Me: “Okay…Camel.”

Cousin: “Dzo.”

Me: “What?”

Cousin: “A yak and domestic cattle hybrid.”

Me: “Okay…Elephant.”

Cousin: “Fossa.”

Me: “Gerbil.”

Cousin: “Hutia.”

Me: *blank stare*

Cousin: “A rodent.”

Me: “Alright, I’m done with this game.”

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