Not Kidding

| UK | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Theme Of The Month

(My mother still refuses to accept the fact I don’t want children, and has lately been obsessed with ‘grandbabies’. She also has a lack of boundaries and an uncanny ability to suss me out.)
 
Me: “So, I met up with [old flame] yesterday.”
 
Mum: “Oh, my God. You slept with him, didn’t you?”
 
Me: “What? How did you know?!”
 
Mum: “Were you careful? Did you use protection?”
 
Me: “Oh, my God, mother- yes! Of course!”
 
Mum: “…D***!”
 
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