Needs Imp-plants

| MN, USA | Siblings

(I am a teenage boy with a twin sister, stepbrother, and stepsister all around the same age. My twin sister happens to have very large breasts, while my stepsister has almost nonexistent ones. They make fun of each other constantly.)

Step-sister: “Oh! I named my boobs!”

Me: “You named…your boobs?”

Step-sister: “Uh-huh! This one’s Jessica, and this one’s Tina!”

Twin sister: “You can’t name your boobs. You don’t have any.”

Step-sister: “Don’t make fun of midgets!”

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