Makes You Want To Come Back In

| New Mexico, USA | Hall of Fame, LGTBQ, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Top

(I’m lesbian, and my parents have always been super supportive. I am jokingly complaining about not having a dramatic ‘coming out ‘ story to tell, so my mom tells me to come out again.)

Me: “Mom, stepdad, I’m gay.”

Mom: *falls over, fanning herself with a magazine* “Oh, my, this is terrible!”

(My stepdad? He grabs the computer and googles ‘My kid is gay, how do I fix it?’)

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