Makes You Want To Come Back In

| Hall of Fame, LGTBQ, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters, Top

(I’m lesbian, and my parents have always been super supportive. I am jokingly complaining about not having a dramatic ‘coming out ‘ story to tell, so my mom tells me to come out again.)

Me: “Mom, stepdad, I’m gay.”

Mom: *falls over, fanning herself with a magazine* “Oh, my, this is terrible!”

(My stepdad? He grabs the computer and googles ‘My kid is gay, how do I fix it?’)

1 Thumbs

Similar Stories

Wicked Witch Of The South Pacific (My mother and I are shopping because she needs a new broom. We are at the checkout.)
Eggs-pert Babysitter (I'm watching my 3-year-old niece, when my 11-year-old brother comes into the room.)
The Medicine Bottle Is Half Empty (I have been diagnosed with cancer. My adult son is understandably...