Language Leakage

| ID, USA | Children, In-Laws, Siblings

(I’m hanging out at my sister’s house. I observe from the couch as my sister walks into the room.)

Sister: *to her husband* “Did you put [2-year-old daughter] to sleep?”

Sister’s Husband: “Yes.”

Sister: “Did you check her diaper before?”

Sister’s Husband:*pause* “No.”

(She sighs and walks into her daughter’s room. She walks back in carrying her, and glares at her husband. She points to a stain on the girls PJs.)

Sister: “Good work. She freakin’ leaked!”

Daughter: *in imitation anger* “I freakin’ leaked!”

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