It Is A Sadistic Certainty

| Chicago, IL, USA | Parents & Guardians

(I’m looking at the list of available classes for my senior year of high school. My mom is helping me.)

Me: *reaches math section* “What about math?”

Mom: “Well, you’ve done algebra and trigonometry. I don’t want you in sadistics — I mean, statistics.”

Me: “That wasn’t a slip, was it?”

Mom: “Well, you can take that… or just cry.”

Me: “Can’t I do both?”

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