If You Want To Sing A Song But Something’s Smelling Really Wrong

| MI, USA | Aunts & Uncles, Grandparents, Theme Of The Month

(My grandmother, grandfather, and aunt have just arrived, having driven from Florida.)

Aunt: “And, we sang songs on the way. Like, ‘She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes’! Oh, and, ‘If you’re riding in your Chevy, and you’re feeling kinda heavy, DIARRHEA!”

Grandpa: “No, only you sung that one.”

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