His Name Is Earl

| Parents & Guardians

(My mom is forcing us to watch the credits of a TV movie so she can find the name of an actor she liked.)

Mom: *upon reading the cast credit* “Oh, ‘Earl’! I hate men’s names that start with ‘E’!”

Me: “Like your husband, Eugene?”

Dad (Eugene): “Or your first husband, Edgar?”

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