Higgs Has A Lot To Answer For

| MI, USA | Children, Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(I am about 9 years old.)

Mom: “Man, I have to lose some weight.”

Me: “No! Because your weight changes depending on gravity. You’d weigh less on the moon than you do on Earth, due to the difference in gravity. You need to lose mass.”

Mom: *pause* “Smart-a**.”

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