He’s Totally Inhuman

| San Clemente, CA, USA | Children, Siblings, Theme Of The Month

(I am about 7 years old, and my brother is 17. My brother is your typical ‘rebel without a clue’ kid, and I am an Orange County princess. My brother and I are having a spat.)

Brother: “You are such a spoiled little brat!”

Me: “I hate you, you evil….Homosapien!”

Brother: “I. AM. NOT! Mooooom!”

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