Her Cheese Stick Is Too Mature

| Brisbane, QLD, Australia | Parents & Guardians, Sons & Daughters

(I’m fourteen and up late because I’m finishing an assignment for school the next day. Mum’s watching TV, eating a cheese-stick. She is watching ‘Queer as Folk’. I’m walking up the hallway to get to the kitchen for a drink; it shares a space with the living area.)

Mum:*flails* “No! Stop! You can’t come in here! It’s not suitable!”

Me:“What? Why not?”

(I realise that there’s a lot of grunting and moaning and wet slapping coming from the TV. I wait by bathroom until I get the all clear.)

Mum:*looking comically scandalised* “Okay, you can come in now.”

Me:“How was it?”

Mum:*mournfully, looking down at her snack* “I don’t really know, but it’s put me off my cheese-stick.”

1 Thumbs

Similar Stories

Plunging To The Bowels Of Sadism (It is the day before my dad is going in for a colonoscopy and he hasn’t been allowed to eat anythin...
Putting The Tong Into Tongue-Lashing (I walk into my kitchen to see my mom brandishing a pair of tongs at my brother.) Mom: “These are...
Literally Losing Yourself In A Book (I am sitting in my room reading a book. I do not have headphones on, my radio is off, the televisio...